best doctor patient nonveg adult jokes

Ek prostitute doctor ke paas aakar boli: Doctor Sahib mera HOLE bada ho gaya hai, zara check karna...

Doctor - Yeh toh gufa hai, gufa hai, gufa hai...!

Prostitute - Ek baar me samajh aa gaya madarchod, 3 bar bolne ki kya zarurat hai...?

Doctor - Behen ki lodi ek hi baar bola maine ... awaaz gunj rahi hai....

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जैसे ही बीवी कहती है सोच रही हूँ

मायके हो आऊँ.....

 

टिंडे की सब्जी भी पनीर लगने लगती है।।

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HR addressing employees-

HR Head: This year too, increments will be as per the Bell Curve 🔔

Employee: what is that ?

HR Head: Let me put it in Hindi, "Ghanta milega"..!