Thursday, 23 June 2016

doctor patient most funny jokes sms

Ek Aadmi Ke Penis Ke Chaaron Taraf Ek Laal Rang Ka

Ghera Ban Gaya Tha. Pareshani Ki Haalat Mein Wo Doctor

Ke Paas Gaya, Aur Nishaan Dikhaya.

Doctor: Koi Baat Nahi, Ye Cream Lagao. Aur Agar Na

Theek Hua Toh Dubara Dikha Lena.

Kuch Din Baad Wahi Aadmi Phir Se Aa Gaya Aur Bola:

Doctor Sahab Ye Toh Theek Hi Nahi Ho Raha, Koi Achchi

Si Dawa Do.

Doctor: Koi Baat Nahi Ye Doosari Cream Lagao, Theek Ho

Jayega.

3 Din Baad Vo Fir Se Vaapis Aa Gaya: Doctor Sahab,

Please Koi Dhang Ka Ilaaz Karo, Main Bahut Pareshaan

Hun.

Doctor: Hmm, Ye Lo Nayi Cream, Special America Se Aayi

Hai, Ab Pakka Theek Ho Jayega.

Thode Din Baad Fir Wahi Aadmi Rota Hua Doctor Ke Pass

Aaya Aadmi: Doctor Sahab, Ye To Ab Bhi Theek Nahi Hua

Doctor Ne Kuch Socha Aur Use Ek Lotion Diya Aur Bola:

Lo Is Baar Isko Laga Kar Dekho.

Agle Din Hi Wo Aadmi Khushi Se Naachta Hua Doctor Ke

Pass Aaya: Doctor Sahab Kamaal Ho Gaya Ye To Theek

Ho Gaya, Is Baar Kon Si Dawa Di Thi.

Doctor: Kuch Nahi Is Baar Lipstick Remover Diya Tha.       😎😎😜😜😜        (Faduuu ... new hai chaep do sbko ,Abhi)

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