Sunday, 19 June 2016

husband wife english funny jokes sms

A woman rushed home from work and exclaimed to her husband, "Pack your bags, I've won the lottery!"

The husband excitedly asks, "Should I pack clothes for cold or warm weather?"

She says, "Pack'em all, you're leaving!"

😜😜😜😝😝😝

All countries are trying to attract more tourists. See the taglines.

 

Thailand: Amazing Thailand.

India: Incredible India.

Malaysia: Truly Asia.

Australia: There's nothing like Australia.

Question: What can be the Pakistan's tourism tag line would be??

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Answer: Have a blast. It may be your last......

One more For Iraq :

Jaha maut hai aapke firaq me.

Kuch din to gujariye IRAQ me.😂

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