best tau funny comedy ever haryanvi sms

Ek tau bus conductor se boojhan lagya, "Re bhai manne Rohtak jana, ya bus kitt jaegi?"
O bolya, "Dilli jagi".
Tau pher bolya, "Per is board pe to Rohtak likh rakhya se."
Conductor bolya, "Tau nu kar, tu isse board pe baeth ke bug ja pher.

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Husband: Agar tane kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jyunga.
Wife: Doosri shaadi to na karoga?
Husband: Pagal ka k sa, kuch bhi kar saka sa..

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Nathu-yaar mhaari masterni nu kahve seh ki bhains ka dudh peen te dimaag tej hove sae.... Sundu-Gappe maare h
va masterni.....jai nu hota te har "katda" engineer na honda...

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T.T :- Ticket dikha.
Pappu:- ya rayi ji.
T.T :- yah to purani se.
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Pappu:-fer ya rail kunsi tu ibe Showroom me te kad ke lyaya hai.

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Nurse:mubarak ho thare ghar chora hoya h.
Appu: k technology aa gi,
lugai meri hospital me ar chor ghar me hoya h. Ha Ha Ha.

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are bhai sham singh ka mobile yade milega k?
shopkeeper: nhi ji.
Budha:fer yade k mile hai?
Sk: samsung ke mobile.

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ek budha samsung ke showroom me ja ke,

Budha:wo e to bhujun tha...