Monday, 11 July 2016

latest best santa-banta whatsapp adult joke

Santa : O yaar car ki speed itni kyon

badha

di?

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Banta: O car ki break fail ho gayi hai,

accident ho jaye iske pehle ghar

pahunch jaate

Hain….!

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Santa: ‘Ek Kunwari Ladki Niche Khadi Hai’ Ko English me Kis Tarah kahoge?

Banta: Boss, Malum Nahi..

Santa: Are Bewakoof Itna bhi Nahi Jantey ‘Miss Under Standing’ (Misunderstanding)

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Santa Muth maar rha tha..

Ek American ne Puchha,

"Wat r You doin Man?"

Santa: Behan k Laude, dis is Indian Technology..

I'm Fucking uR Wife via Wi-Fi.. 😝😝😝

American Behosh..

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