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Appu: Tera babu kitne sal ka hai.
Pappu: jitne ka me hun.
Appu: nu kukar?
Pappu: Jis Din Mai hoya tha Use din oh babu bna tha.

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1 chora raste me jandi hoyi chori te bhujan lagya,
tu mne jane hai?
Chori:na,kun hai tu?
Chora: me oye hun, jo tne 2 din pehlan bhi nhi pichana tha ..

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----Master:Dhritrashtra k 100 balak the,
ar Pandav k 5, isa Q?
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Appu:Master ji jinki aankh hove hai,
un k dhore or bhi kam hove h ... ;) ;)

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lugai:bajar me jande hoye,
aaj toh tu kati madari lagan lag rhya hai.
Aadmi: jiske gel tere jisi bandari ho,
wo madari nhi toh ke D.C lagega. !... Hahaha ....

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ek balak paida honde sar,
itna andhera Q kar rakya hai ?
Nurse:light koni?
Balak: oh
ib ki bar fer mera janam haryana me e ho gya. ..

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Shaadi Ke Kuch Din Baad Jija Apni Sasural
Aya
Use Dekhkar Sali Boli: “ Lo Aa Gaya
Behanchod ”
Maa Hairan Hoke: “Beta Esa Nahi Kahte”
Beti: “ Chill Mom, Rishta Vohi Soch
Nayi“... Ha Ha Ha ....

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Ladka Aur Ladki Hotel Mein Kamara Book Karwane Pahunche
Ladka: Bhai Saab, Room Chahiye
Manager: Kis Liye?
Ladka: Madam Ko Polio Ki Khurak Deni Hai
Manager: Magar Ye To 18 Saal Ki Hai
... Haha