Best Haryanvi funny jokes collection 2016

Babu: Arre appu tere result ka ke hoya?
Appu:oo master nu kahve hai k ibe 2-3 sal or lagenge.
Babu: sal toh che jitne marji lga de,
bus fail na hoiye kade. .... ;) ;)

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Mandir mein ek aadmi, Ram ki moorti ke aage jor jor se ron laag rya tha. Saath khade Tau ne poochya, “Re bhai ke baat se, kyon itta rove se?”
Voh aadmi bolya “Meri lugai ghar chhod ke bhaaj gayi.”
Tau bolya, “To bawli booch iske aage kya te aasu bahan lag rya se, Iski te khud khoo gii thi, Hanuman ke pass ja, wohe toh ke laya tha !” .. ;) ;)

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Ek be ek chori ne jat chore te pyar hogya. chori jat ke aage paache haande college main aur boojhe, ek bata tu manne pyar kare se ek nahi…!!! Jat dukhi ho liya, saari class bethi aur chori bar bar pooche..chori ne danda de diya jat ke…tu mane pyar kare se ek nahi..??
Chora sehaj (slowly) bolya – I love you….aur chori raaji hogi..jhooman laggi ek jat set hogya…..boli Jorr se Bolo..Jor se bolo..plz!!
Jat ne rooka(shouted) marya- ‘Jai Mata Di’..!!

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Budha:beta meri dur ki najar kamjor ho gi,
chasma lagana padega.
Appu:babu oo ke chimke hai?
Budha:suraj.
Appu:or kitni dur dekhega babu.... Ha Ha Ha

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Chori-hai bhagwan,
Kise samajhdar aadmi te mera byah karwa de.
Bhagwan-Ghar Chali Ja Beti.
Samajhdar Aadmi kade byah e koni karda... Ha Ha Ha

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Appu:Bete dar na tu sher ki aulad hai.
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Son:haan babu class me master bhi nu e kave tha,
tu kise janwar ki aulad hai.... Ha Ha Ha